Victoria Beckham, The Skinniest Woman Alive, Wants to Celebrate Women's Curves

According to reports, Victoria Beckham has revealed that she would like to 'celebrate women's curves' in her fashion lines. Speaking on The View, Beckham said that she loves female figures and wants to "make women look and feel fantastic".

She sure has some nerve saying she wants to celebrate women with curves when she goes to extremes to stay ultra thin.  Vicky looks like she hasn't eaten in weeks.  I say she should eat a burger and gain five pounds before she opens her mouth to say anything else about celebrating women's curvy figures.

What The Heck Happened To Lil' Kim's Face???

Something is clearly wrong with Lil' Kim's face.  This is the photo from the cover of her new shoot with Kontrol Magazine.  She looks like she had the Jackson/Kardashian special done to her face or something.

This must be nose job number three or four that she is on by now.  She looks totally different from how she looked recently when she was on Dancing With The Stars and she already looked pretty bad then too.

Hopefully she stops now before she loses her whole nose or ends up like the Cat Woman.

David Beckham Allegedly Cheats on Victoria Again

David and Victoria Beckham have been hit with yet another cheating scandal.

In an exclusive In Touch Weekly interview, a former "high-class call girl" named Irma Nici gives the lurid details of an affair with the married soccer star, in which she claims to have slept with him five times in 2007.

"It was a high," Nici, 26, admits to the magazine. "All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting."

David Beckham's rep was quick to shoot down the cheating story Wednesday morning, telling UsMagazine that the allegations "are completely untrue and totally ridiculous, as the magazine was clearly told before publication."

"Sadly we live in a world where a magazine can print lies and believe they can get away with it," says the rep. "We are taking legal action against the magazine."

According to In Touch, Nici claims Beckham agreed to pay her $10,000 to spend one night together during their alleged affair.



Probation Office Not Recommending Jail Time For Failed Drug Test

Lindsay Lohan may not face any jail time for her recent failed drug test. 

According to reports, Lohan's second failed drug test was for a positive Adderall reading.  But, since there ambiguity in the paperwork taht went from the court to the Probation Office -- the L.A. County Probation Department is not recommending jail time for this violation.

The Probation Department is recommending 30 days for the first failed drug test which was positive for cocaine.  However, the judge in the case -- Judge Elden Fox Judge -- could still rule that Lindsay must serve jail time.

Alleged Psycho Stalker Ordered To Stay Away From Candy Spelling

Candy Spelling can breathe a sigh of relief.  A judge just granted her request for a restraining order against a man who alledgedly stalked her.

It was reported that Candy filed for the restraining order earlier this month against 38 year-old Diyahml Farrakhan Muhammad -- who was arrested outside of her sprawling mansion on August 31 and placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold. Candy claims he had come to her home at least nine times.

The terms of the restaining order dictate that Muhammad must stay 100 yards away from Candy until 2013.

It's Official! As If Everyone Didn't Know Already, Jlo And Tyler To Judge Idol

Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler are confirmed to be the new judges on American Idol.  They will join Randy Jackson next season as the show returns to its original three judge panel. 

With viewership steadily decreasing for Idol I don't know if these judges are the best choice.  I think they should have forked over the extra bucks and got Elton John instead of Tyler.  And a ditzy Jessica Simpson would have added a better dynamic than Lopez.

Well, that's my two cents.  We'll just have to wait and see if the viewers still tune in.

Spiedi Set Up Ridiculously Cheesey And Obviously Staged Photo Op



Spiedi set up yet another staged photo shoot.  I thought these guys were supposed to be divorcing like what five minutes ago. 

I guess this manufactured couple is in it for the long haul.  I'm sure they'll have many years worth of staged photos in their future.

On the bright side, at least he shaved that awful beard.  He looked like a Yeti or a Sasquatch or something.  If only he could do something with the rest of his face.